I'm Ants in my Eyes Johnson, everything's black, I can't see a thing, and I also can't feel anything either!
—-Said just before being set on fire
Ants in my Eyes Johnson is a store owner who appears in a commercial in Rixty Minutes for his electronics store.



  • As stated, Ants in my Eyes Johnson cannot see or feel anything. His commercial ends with him catching fire in his store, but nobody helps him. His fate is currently unknown.
  • His store sells TV's, microwaves, and radios, among other things, as advertised in his commercial. He however cannot tell what most of the items are.
  • Unbeknownst to him, most of the objects he sells are free.
  • Ants in my Eyes Johnson suffers from a neurological condition that does not allow him to see or feel.


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