|Species:||Mr. Poopybutthole's species|
|First seen in:||Rixty Minutes|
Benjamin is a midget who wears an orange shirt, and headphones. He rarely moves and has a disturbing derpy face, due to him being astonished by the feats of the other Ball Fondlers.
His incredibly short arms may be a reference to the original concept of Ball Fondlers, in which the group resembled the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and existed in a world where people's arms were to short to fondle their junk, hence their name.