- “We've got feet here on the West Coast, Bill. Giant feet, even relative to the giant man's size, and you know what they say about that.”
- —Eric McMan on the giant santa
Eric McMan is a news reporter for a news station who covered the giant naked santa who floated above the USA on Christmas. He was situated in Los Angeles and reported on the giant santa's giant feet, hinting to that the giant santa must also have a giant penis.