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Glinguteis a unit of time used in the news article I Spent Three Days Watching Humans in the Bathroom. Here’s What I Learned to describe how long humans spent in the bathroom. One glingnute appears to be similar to an Earth minute.

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I Spent Three Days Watching Humans in the Bathroom. Here’s What I Learned: "Sitters, defined by their choice to remain seated during the wiping ritual, spend an average of 8.5 glingutes on the waste evacuation receptacle. Standers, defined by their choice to perform their wipe ritual in an upright position, spend an average of 10.8 glingutes on the “can” (human slang)."

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