Mr. Booby Buyer
Mr. Booby Buyer
Status: Alive
Job: Buyer of Boobies
Affiliated with: Thirsty Step Tavern
Place of origin: Fantasy World
First seen in: Meeseeks and Destroy
Main voice actor: Phil Hendrie
Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer. I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels.
—Mr. Booby Buyer to Waitress[src]

Mr. Booby Buyer is a character who appeared in the episode Meeseeks and Destroy. He is a perverted inter-dimensional being who apparently tries to buy boobs from people, using Schmeckles.


Mr. Booby Buyer was at the Thirsty Step Tavern at the same time as Rick and Morty. While Rick was attempting to understand the value of Schmeckles, the waitress expressed how her fake breasts cost her 25 schmeckles. Immediately after Mr. Booby Buyer appeared and offer the waitress 25 schmeckles for her breasts, which she declined. Dissatisfied, he retreated behind a wooden girder.


Mr. Booby Buyer is a bald green-scaled reptilian creature with two eyes, one nose and one mouth. His body is circular, giving a likeness to a bug. His two skinny arms end in a hand each with five fingers. He has four legs equally thin as his arms and wears brown pants over them. A long thick scaled tail protrudes from the back of his pants.

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