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Morty: Summer, next time we're hiding in a ?chlorkian? echo nest, can you do me a favour and turn your ringer off?!

Summer: It's called "carpe diem" Morty. Look it up.

Morty: You look it up, you don't- you don't even know what it means.

Summer: That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp'en all them 'diems.

Rick: Listen to your sister Morty; to live is to risk it all; otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. Oh, I'm sorry, Jerry, I didn't see you there, how much of that did you hear?

Jerry: All of it - you were looking right at me. [sighs] I just -- wanted to say goodbye to the kids.

Rick: Cool. Just stay in the driveway; the kill-bots are live, and I took you off the whitelist.

Morty: We'll see you every other weekend though, right?

Jerry: Absolutely, Morty. A-and your mom's lawyer says, if can get enough in the settlement, he can help me sue for full custody.

Morty: That'll be nice- Uh, Summer, dad's leaving.

Summer: Bye dad. Rick, didn't you say you needed my help on an adventure immediately, somewhere else; I don't care, even if it might kill us?

Rick: I did not, but if you're really that alienated, I am as willing to exploit it as the next guy, church, army, or olympic gymnastics trainer.

Summer: I'm ready when you are.

(Summer jumps into the portal)

Rick: Bitch, I was ready yester-

(Rick jumps into the portal)

Jerry: Bye, sweetie,

Morty: Well... I better...

Jerry: Sure, - Sounds important...

(Morty jumps into the portal and it closes; Beth enters garage)

Jerry: If your looking for our kids, your father did uh, a portal, uh-

Beth: Okay.

(Beth leaves; Jerry walks towards the street)

Wind: L-o-s-e-r

Jerry: What? Hello?

[Intro Sequence]

[Trans. Desert]

(something in the distance is moving and kicking up clouds of dust)

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