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Morty: Summer, next time we're hiding in a ?chlorkian? echo nest, can you do me a favour and turn your ringer off?!
Summer: It's called "carpe diem" Morty. Look it up.
Morty: You look it up, you don't- you don't even know what it means.
Summer: That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp'en all them 'diems.
Rick: Listen to your sister Morty; to live is to risk it all; otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. Oh, I'm sorry, Jerry, I didn't see you there, how much of that did you hear?
Jerry: All of it - you were looking right at me. [sighs] I just -- wanted to say goodbye to the kids.
Rick: Cool. Just stay in the driveway; the kill-bots are live, and I took you off the whitelist.
Morty: We'll see you every other weekend though, right?
Jerry: Absolutely, Morty. A-and your mom's lawyer says, if can get enough in the settlement, he can help me sue for full custody.
Morty: That'll be nice- Uh, Summer, dad's leaving.
Summer: Bye dad. Rick, didn't you say you needed my help on an adventure immediately, somewhere else; I don't care, even if it might kill us?
Rick: I did not, but if you're really that alienated, I am as willing to exploit it as the next guy, church, army, or olympic gymnastics trainer.
Summer: I'm ready when you are.
(Summer jumps into the portal)
Rick: Bitch, I was ready yester-
(Rick jumps into the portal)
Jerry: Bye, sweetie,
Morty: Well... I better...
Jerry: Sure, - Sounds important...
(Morty jumps into the portal and it closes; Beth enters garage)
Jerry: If your looking for our kids, your father did uh, a portal, uh-
(Beth leaves; Jerry walks towards the street)
Jerry: What? Hello?
(something in the distance is moving and kicking up clouds of dust)